sherryateandybiersack:

foreveralone-lyguy:

optimuspimp:

what if when black people tanned they turned white

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SO FUCKING DONE

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hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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2hot2handlexoxo:

so i’m in the shower right and the lights turned off for like 10 mins so i was like “oh the lightbulb probably like ran out of whatever is in it” and then they came back on and i heard a door slam and so i finished my shower and i got out and i saw some guy sprintin down the street and HE TOOK MY MICROWAVE 

HE STOLE MY FUCKING MICROWAVE OK SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TO STEAL MY FUCKING MICROWAVE 

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underplay:

“don’t tell anyone what I just told you” they say

“I won’t tell anyone” I reply, as I copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend

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